TBC is a work of parody. Every card is an illustrated caricature — not a photograph — of a fictionalised persona loosely inspired by tabloid folklore. Some of these personas are reformed. Some are still adored by millions of fans around the world. Some are currently serving time for crimes they were convicted of. Some were just having a bad day. At least one was never even charged with, let alone convicted of, anything at all. The game doesn't take a position on any of it — nicknames, stats, and stories are exaggerated for comic effect and shouldn't be read as factual claims about any real person, living or dead. If it made you laugh, it worked. If it made you Google someone, that's on you.

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